my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad
So I started work today at Cox Communications.
Direct quote from Cox Communications, mission statement.
“For Cox, it’s not about being the biggest; it’s about being the best.”
…I feel a t-shirt coming on.
< +Spazz> Oh, man. I feel bad now.
< +Spazz> I thought my cat had a scab on its belly.
< +Spazz> So I’ve been picking at it.
< +Spazz> Turns out, it’s his nipple. X.x
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