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Humor video short – Playing with the balls

Illys — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:44:53 +0000

I played with iMovie on my mac mini and my iSight camera for fun – took me about an hour or a little more to do this little video. Hope you like it!

Playing with the balls

Now I go cleaning Windows…

Illys — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 15:41:21 +0000

Now I go Cleaning windows, to make an honest bob…

2663Here’s the music: Now I go cleaning windows…

The song is by 2 in a Tent, and here you can find out more about the music or buy their albums.

Laughing with tears in my eyes

Illys — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:16:31 +0000

Star Trek TNG just made my day. We were able to find a cache of recordings from a tv broadcast, and I’m watching episode one of the first season now – and what I just saw gave me reason to pause and take a screen capture.

I’m sure the costume designers meant well, but this made me laugh so hard I started coughing. This guy’s only on-screen for about a half-second, leading some civilians to safety before a battle scene – but gracious, our greatgreatgreatgreatgreatx10 grandchildren have bad fashion sense! Ahh.. let me see.. I ought to at least put some kind of blog update in here too. Hubby and I had a standard cold for the majority of…

Fravorite quotes from freinds

Illys — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:46:21 +0000

Chalcara on eyecandy: I’m currently looking for pictures of beautiful black girls, but all I find are those actresses who are operated till they look like caucasians dipped in shoecream. It’s not fun!

Chalcara on the gutter:

Chalcara
It’s getting crowded in here.

Illys
at school?

Chalcara
no. down here in the gutter.
Chal sighs.

Laugh!

Illys — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 18:26:20 +0000

Here, for your entertainment, an MP3. Warning: Don’t download if you don’t find the word penis funny!

(OOC) I do hold you responsible for that huge amount of coke that splattered through my nose and on my keyboard, I clicked on that mp3 on your blog, and I browsed on, it started playing just as I checked Doug Wingers Gallery. Why, for the love of God does coke hurt so much!

Funny! -IRC posts-

Illys — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:56:15 +0000

my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad

So I started work today at Cox Communications.
Direct quote from Cox Communications, mission statement.
“For Cox, it’s not about being the biggest; it’s about being the best.”
…I feel a t-shirt coming on.

< +Spazz> Oh, man. I feel bad now.
< +Spazz> I thought my cat had a scab on its belly.
< +Spazz> So I’ve been picking at it.
< +Spazz> Turns out, it’s his nipple. X.x

GUYS, STORY TIME
So my teacher’s friend’s friend or something
She was dogsitting one day