The Manx Den

I was still in a heart-leaping OMGwtfWheeee! state of excitement, and in my dream sort of wiggled to my stomach, so that I wasn’t lying funny-prone while flying. Yes, flying, and I remember thinking that I should be scared of the highway pavement racing under me- but then again, it didn’t matter any more, did it? I was flying! Floating, perhaps? Anyways, hubby and I were beginning to move towards the person in the sky- slowly, as if we were figuring out how to move ourselves that direction, and following. It was kinda in the opposite direction of where the van had been heading, but at that point we weren’t even worried about oncoming traffic.

Even masturbation, which everybody is all quiet on, because doctors and the internet and scientists and even a lot of christians will say there’s nothing wrong with. You know, my grandma said it’d give you eye problems, but I betcha she didn’t have a christian perspective on it…

Or: Don’t show your danglies or butt when praying to God! You’ll moon your freinds!

Hahaha!

Exodus chapter twenty is the chapter where God was speaking to the Israelites about the ten commandments, and laying down the laws that would protect, preserve their nation, and set priorities that both honored Him and the gifts he’d given them.…